That’s perfectly alright, I’ve already deleted the message. :)
(519): Is it too forward to say “stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy”
(519): You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
(925): Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
(1-925): How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
(618): There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I’m at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
(570): can you come get me at the bar
(301): ill be there in 10 min
(570): can we stop off at buil a bear on the way home
(352): Your my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.
(352): And mean I especially that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
(804): Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn’t even started yet and I’m already that person.