(716): It will be interesting
(585): Isn’t that your life’s motto?
(503): Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Then all our efforts have not been in vain.
(212): He doesn’t deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
(212): He’ll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
(402): hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I’ll let you shoot the love of jesus into my face.
(1-402): come over