(425): What goes on in that head of yours?
(206): Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
(+61): I got really high with eric & scott.. they’re discussing why words sound the way they do.. it’s going to get messy
(520): Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
(857): Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus I’d really miss you.
(857): Only if you died obviously.
(309): I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADN’T fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
No, you’re completely flawless.
(864): Sometimes I wish I was able to text my cat and tell him I miss him and that I’m thinking about him.
(488): I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate… I’m that hungover
(441): Omg I can’t even…
On the other hand, if someone were to make a series of animated shorts called “Megatron’s McDonald’s Misadventures,” I would watch that in a heartbeat.
If we publish something legitimately offensive—and I’m talking slurs, rape jokes, etc. here—then you (or anyone else, for that matter) can feel free to send me a message about that particular text, and I’ll take it down. Other than that, we don’t really censor submissions based on pairings. Different people like different things.
Personally, I think the variety is what keeps this blog afloat. If I were the only one doing this, then it would pretty much just be Megatron’s McDonald’s Misadventures 100% of the time.
Glad you’re enjoying the rest of the blog, though!