(250): Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
(478): You misunderstood me…i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
(318): You’re making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
(479): Do something fun. Blow up the house or whatever.
(1-479): How have you survived this long?
(479): Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Is it possible to just give a fake for each? I honestly don’t know, I’ve never had to submit anything before.
That’s perfectly alright, I’ve already deleted the message. :)
(519): Is it too forward to say “stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy”
(519): You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
(925): Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
(1-925): How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
(618): There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I’m at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
(570): can you come get me at the bar
(301): ill be there in 10 min
(570): can we stop off at buil a bear on the way home
(352): Your my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.
(352): And mean I especially that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.