Transformers Texts From Last Night
(727): So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?(303): We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.

(727): So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
(303): We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.

(212): He said it wasn’t ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

(212): He said it wasn’t ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

(601): having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things

(601): having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things

(248): this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.

(248): this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.

(860): let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole

(860): let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole

(250): Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious

(250): Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious

(478): You misunderstood me…i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable(318): You’re making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.

(478): You misunderstood me…i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
(318): You’re making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.

(479): Do something fun. Blow up the house or whatever.(1-479): How have you survived this long?(479): Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.

(479): Do something fun. Blow up the house or whatever.
(1-479): How have you survived this long?
(479): Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.

when i submit something how can i do it anonymously without giving an email address and name
Anonymous

Is it possible to just give a fake for each? I honestly don’t know, I’ve never had to submit anything before.

sory mate but me and the boys must have had a little too many last night. hope you can forgive use
Anonymous

That’s perfectly alright, I’ve already deleted the message. :)

(519): Is it too forward to say “stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy”
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(519): Is it too forward to say “stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy”

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(414): honestly if we didn’t hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing.

(414): honestly if we didn’t hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing.

(519): You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?

(519): You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?

(925): Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.(1-925): How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?

(925): Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
(1-925): How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?

(618): There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I’m at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.

(618): There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I’m at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.