Transformers Texts From Last Night
(716): It will be interesting(585): Isn’t that your life’s motto?

(716): It will be interesting
(585): Isn’t that your life’s motto?

(503): Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?

(503): Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?

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(315): See this is what happens when we don’t have sex every day.

(315): See this is what happens when we don’t have sex every day.

(847): We’re keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick’s Day

(847): We’re keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick’s Day

(904): it glows. i had to have it.

(904): it glows. i had to have it.

(212): He doesn’t deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?

(212): He doesn’t deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?

(212): He’ll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.

(212): He’ll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.

(601): I might lose an organ but I’ve got booze. I’ll be fine.

(601): I might lose an organ but I’ve got booze. I’ll be fine.

(402): hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I’ll let you shoot the love of jesus into my face.(1-402): come over

(402): hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I’ll let you shoot the love of jesus into my face.
(1-402): come over

(518): he cock-blocks himself, don’t try to make excuses for him!

(518): he cock-blocks himself, don’t try to make excuses for him!

(201): If you need anything, just hit me up(845): Pancakes(201): Noted.

(201): If you need anything, just hit me up
(845): Pancakes
(201): Noted.

(425): What goes on in that head of yours?
(206): Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

(425): What goes on in that head of yours?

(206): Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

(+61): I got really high with eric & scott.. they’re discussing why words sound the way they do.. it’s going to get messy

(+61): I got really high with eric & scott.. they’re discussing why words sound the way they do.. it’s going to get messy