Transformers Texts From Last Night
(202): He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap’n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having “Captain Jack” for breakfast. I don’t know how he’s alive and employed. I hope the Cap’n calls in sick for him today.

(202): He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap’n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having “Captain Jack” for breakfast. I don’t know how he’s alive and employed. I hope the Cap’n calls in sick for him today.

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    The scariest part about this is Miko acting responsible.
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